Thursday, April 17, 2014

Is Your Nose Huge?


“All right, Troubleshooting section. Is it plugged in?”

“Yes.”

“Is the light green?”

“Yes.”

“Is the skull facing it?”

“Yes.”

“Is the heat of the sun distorting the air?”

“Yes.”

“Does my sweater look ok?”

“Oh yeah.”

“What about my hair?”

“Well...”

“Are your hands in your pockets?”

“I think so. Yes.”

“Is it plugged in?”

“Yes. Didn't you...?”

“Is the light green?”

“Yes. Maybe. Is there a light?”

“Is it plugged in?”

“Y- No.”

“No?”

“No.”

“It says that's normal. Proceed with your day. The world is a lie.”

“Well I knew that.”

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