Saturday, February 8, 2014

The Chub


“How much do you weigh?”

“What?”

“I'm wondering if I'm able to lift you. Can I try?”

“You want to lift me here? Now? All right.”

“Here we go. Oh boy. Yes!”

“Nice!”

“Now I'm going to. Oh boy. Carry you. I want to. See how far. I can go. Maybe run.”

“Wooo!”

“Okay. Okay, I'm letting you down. Oh boy.”

“That was great!”

“Man, I feel great. Wow! I'm really doing it!”

“Can I try something now?”

“Like what?”

“Like, reveal some information. As in, this is not a random encounter. I've been watching you for some time. I've engineered events so that we would meet under these circumstances and declare myself your archnemesis.”

“Whoa. That's awesome!”

“I know!”

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