“What exactly did
he say?”
“That he was
going to issue a royal proclamation later today.”
“That's what he
said? A royal proclamation?”
“He said he was a
king and he had something important to say.”
“Did he say that
he's always been a king, or did he suddenly become a king?”
“I took it to
mean he just became a king, like the former king died or something.”
“And that
happened this morning?”
“Apparently.”
“And he hasn't
said anything since then?”
“No. He's just
been sitting here.”
“And you dressed
him up.”
“Yeah, and I made
the throne too.”
“Tell me the
exact words he said. Word for word.”
“Well, I didn't
write it down. Also, he was a little hard to understand. It sounded a
lot like a long meow, but he definitely said something.”
“You know, we
could just find a talking cat. There's plenty around, you can have
actual conversations with them, and maybe some even have hereditary
titles, who knows.”
“But it would be
harder to manipulate them into repressing the lower classes.”
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