So Mysterious!

“Uh, it's not real?”

“Correct. Because it would be impossible for a pie to exist here. Now come on, we have to keep moving.”

“Right. Where are we going?”

“Someplace safe.”

“And where are we now?”

“This is a jungle.”

“And who are you again?”

“I'm the one who's been assigned this retrieval mission.”

“And why are we naked?”

“Because we just had sex.”

“We did?”

“No. Wow, you must have really hit your head on that boat.”

“I guess. Do you have anything to eat? I sort of remember somebody saying there would be pie.”

“Look, you better get your head together soon, they could be on us at any minute.”

“Right. The pie people?”