Why Did He Want To Know?

“How would you describe the morale on the front?”

“Hmm. I'd say everybody's on edge. It's like, what's going to happen next? Nobody has any idea.”

“So, it's the uncertainty.”

“Exactly. Things are changing so fast.”

“What do you think the reaction would be—and remember, everything we discuss here is strictly confidential—if the nuns entered the field?”

“The nuns? Really?”

“I can only say that it's a possibility. I'm just trying to assess their potential impact.”

“Who would they ally themselves with?

“The cowboys, of course.”

“Yeah, of course. Man, the nuns. That would be great.”

“You don't think it would only add to the chaos?”

“I don't think so? I mean, I was kind of expecting the nuns earlier than this. I think everybody was.”

“Perhaps. But the circumstances...” <ding> “Ah, your penis scan is complete. Let's see... Yes, it still looks like a penis.”