Vest Syndrome

“Do you see that guy at Gate 35? Don't look! Okay, look. The one in the black jacket.”

“What about him?”

“Do you think he looks suspicious?”

“No, I wouldn't say that.”

“Do you think he looks cute?”

“Uh, well, I guess so?”

“Go ask him where he got that jacket.”

“I'm not going to...”

“When you ask him, slip this into his pocket.”

“What's in it?”

“A knife and a pipe bomb.”

“Holy shit!”

“Shhh! And don't drop it, are you crazy? You're terrible at this.”

“What? I just want to go to Chicago!”

“Oh, nobody's going to Chicago. Have you looked out the window? Nobody is going anywhere until I get a new jacket. Oh my god, do you see that guy walking by? Don't look!”