Saturday, November 15, 2014

Sarcastic Piggy Eyes


“Oh, look. It's Slotty again.”

Great. I guess it's time for another refill.”

“I'm sure some of us can't wait until feeding time.”

“But then some of us aren't absurdly deformed.”

Yes, some of us are normal flesh and blood.”

And some of us aren't.”

“Hey, guys, can I ask you something? Are you sure you're emphasizing the right words?

“I don't know. We're just guessing. Apparently we pigs have trouble with sarcasm.”

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