Wrap Of The Titans

“Myeaah. Myeaaah.”

“What are you doing?”

“Guess.”

“I don't care. Do you have the A5-RH footage up? At 5:11, what is he holding?”

“Uhhhh, hang on... a burrito.”

“A breakfast burrito?”

“Sure.”

“Could it be a veggie wrap?”

“Sure.”

“I hate this so much. We're kept in the dark but we have make a record of every single detail?”

“Don't worry. Nobody cares about what we're doing.”

“Oh yeah? I have the feeling they're watching us pretty closely.”

“Myeaah.”

“Liam Neeson.”

“Yes!”

Awesome Party

“Oh god, where did I end up now? What happened? Am I too late? Sir, what day is this?”

“Sunday.”

“The day of the month?”

“The 20th."

“Which month?”

“...July.”

“And the year?”

“Really?”

“Yes, please!”

“2014.”

“Huh. I didn't travel at all. This looks like my block. Yeah, that's my building. And this is the car we trashed last night, after the party. And this time machine just looks like a hair dryer now. I'm starting to think that the past is immutable!”

Maybe Dorothy Is The Dumb One

“Hey! I'm Captain Ahab.”

“Oh! I'm sorry, I'm afraid I only glanced at you. I thought you were a guard. I thought you were holding, uh, one of those weapons guards hold. You know? What are they? Anybody? Anyway, sorry Captain.”

“Pike?”

“What?”

“Polearm? Halberd? Halt, who goes there!”

“Oh, Scarecrow. You so dumb. Captain, did you want anything from us? Or are you just standing there like an idiot far from any ocean? Yes? Okay, we got to go. We're off! No, guys, walk like this. Oh my god.”