“So if corpses start rising and
walking around, why would they necessarily be aggressive? Why assume
they become killers?”
“I don't know, so they can spread the
zombie virus?”
“Is it a virus? A virus that kills a
living person and animates a dead person? And couldn't it
spread by touch, or a sneeze?”
“I don't know! What do you want from
me?”
“Sorry, I didn't mean to take it out
on you. This was supposed to be a nice weekend. Seems like everything
went bad after I made these cookies. Stupid fucking cookies. Why did
I make them, look at how fat I'm getting. I don't know why you're
still with me. You should just let me die. Better for everybody.”
“Puuusssssyyy...”
“Hey! Not cool. I'm adding that to
the list of why zombies are bullshit.”
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