Monday, March 3, 2014

Goodbye, Tumblr, I Have Failed You


“How would you say this stress is manifesting itself.”

“I'm feeling very... it's hard to describe.”

“Is it affecting your sleep?”

“No, I'm sleeping fine.”

“Appetite? Sex drive?”

“No, no changes.”

“But you say you're feeling stress. When did it start?”

“When I started copying posts from Blogger to Tumblr. I only did a few. It started to call into question everything about what I'm doing. So I stopped doing anything. Now I'm way behind. I think I have to give up on Tumblr. I can't handle the pressure. What are you writing?”

“I'm referring you to a colleague. He can't help you with your bullshit problems, but he can help you with your pathetic costume.”

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