Thursday, January 16, 2014

I Don't Know Anything About Business


“Nobody will save us. Do you even see us? Or are you looking at numbers on a page? You should talk to us. We can't help you, but we can put on a show. Am I drunk? Yes. Oh yes. And I would like to say before we go any further, and I feel like you'll appreciate this, because I would if you were to say it to me, I would like to say that your wife is so hot. So hot. She boils the air around her. She shoots heat rays into my brain. And yes, of course I accept the promotion! Thank you! I'm coming up there to give you a hug. Here we go. Come here, big guy.”

“Thank you for accepting. I think we'll be the best of friends.”

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