Sunday, September 8, 2013

Get Served?


“Excuse me, waiter?”

“Yes, sir?”

“I can't stop looking at my fish.”

“I'm sorry?”

“I can't seem to look away. It's almost like it's trying to tell me something.”

“Perhaps I should get the manager. One moment, please.”

“Are you going to talk? Hmm? Yes? No, I didn't think so."

“Sir, I'm the manager, how can I help you?”

“Yes, I can't… Oh! That did it. That was weird. It was like if I looked away, or even blinked, I was going to miss something... uh oh.”

“That fish. Did that fish just...?”

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